Twitter is the internet equivalent of a high school bathroom stall.
Do you realize that all great literature is all about what a bummer it is to be a human being? Isn’t it such a relief to have somebody say that?
Fuck I Swear It Was 10pm Five Minutes Ago: The autobiography of everyone
With my parents a few time zones behind (what is Vegas? mountain?), its sad that I still end up going to bed hours after they do.
So I really want to go to Neil Gaiman’s book signing in Denver, but the day when I could buy a ticket and the day when he speaks are both on Tuesdays and I’m not sure if I’ll be able to drive/get a ride there. I guess driving with a cast on your leg is legal or legal depending on who you ask.
Also, according to the boyfriend, it would be weird to ask one of my favorite authors to sign my cast (assuming I could get there in the first place)?